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not interested.

we used a truck with a guy in the back. now the reason theres no wind noise i’ll let you figure out. its not very hard.

way ahead of you dood.

i think this really must be god asking a question. that is such a good idea. i have no idea how i havent thought of that before. im gonna do that right now. thank you.

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the videos can now be found as high-quality torrents here

I doubt he’ll take off points for that, but anyway, im not sure what instance of “voice overs” you mean, so i’ll cover all of them:
We did voice overs in that we recorded the rap with audio recording equipment in my room, and then rapped over them in the video and took out the audio from the video. We also did voice overs on the recording at the very end where you hear multiple voices, but no where else. That was just multiple layers in the audio project.

ok reynolds you know theres no way thats possible. willie is deaf mute. so youre sick for even suggesting that.

no cause then we’re too exclusive. Plus it was lame having to update profiles every once in a while. I mean if youre in a video, it pretty much shows how you are in real life….ok thats not really true at all. just deal with it.

Not so much. But I do the things that get fulm. Think about it. If everybody is chillin behind a camera, what they gon’ film? And I’m that thing, baby! That beautiful gorgeous thing.

yeah there used to be an “old news” button at the bottom. I don’t know what happened to it. I’ll complain to Lowell about it.

i told lowell to do that 2 months ago cause he said it would be real easy. complain to him.

this is not true. at all.

I think you mean why do we only answer the questions that praise us. by questions that praise us i assume you’re talking about the following:

Why make your video’s so good, time and time again?

why is the new canssite so cool?

Hi! I really like CANS and I think all of you boys are really cute?

as far as I know, these are all the questions out of the 22 on the page that praise us.

let me give you a sample of some of the questions we dont answer:

daddy, why is my peepee getting bigger?

where is the love for the croc hunter? can you dedicate something to that man

do you prefer the donkey punch or the houdini? me, im a fan of the donkey punch

what do you call nuts on a wall? walnuts
what do you call nuts on a chest? chestnuts
what do you call nuts on a chin? chinnuts

so you see, almost all the questions we don’t answer are a bit ridiculous.

anyway send me some of your toilet art, sounds interesting.

i thing we’ll probably just cross that bridge when we get there. itd be nice to have a place to store files if anything in college, but thats a lame excuse to keep the webpage. i imagine we’ll keep it going, it just wont be very interesting….or maybe it will.

well, we tried that a while back, and our site visits dropped 76%. We’re trying to sort of stick around, and found its best to please our visitors rather than to disgust or bore them. zoars indeed.

yes. they are coming as soon as I make some money. 48 shirts. assorted sizes/colors.

word.

did you ever actually look at the profiles? all they really showed was musical taste, which is updated automatically here for me and here for lowell. Website music? there were polls taken early this millennium that showed that like 80% of all viewers dont like background music. so ima nix that.

Easily excited has an excellent eye for extraordinary occurances in our optical experiences. The clothes short clip was our second exploration into the more adult themes. Our little cans boys our growing up. awwwww

The ‘mentary? As in elementary school? Im done with that shit for good. Or maybe you are talking about the penementary as in where I will be sent if i keep fucking with yo shit. But honestly Curt, I apologize, i was just doing it to show off and draw attention to myself. And people, beating up the little kids in your class is never cool.

well too bad. write a new caption that i like or it stays the way it is.

If you want to write a better description, i’ll change it to yours if i agree that its better.

well in regards to your first question im not sure because I dont know what youre referring to. but probably lowell cause he wrote everthing on the new page except the video descriptions. that was me. The new canssite is cool because it is totally up to date with the latest coding features. SYKE! its cool because we rule and are creative. And yes, madison was really naked. And i dont have mac on my pc anymore actually. and it was edited with a pc.

I think it is questioning if being attracted to sexy babies is wrong. Although they should have chose a better word order to make it clear. Something like “Sexy baby. Erection bad?”

I dont think they known anything secret about you. But if you are attracted to babies, no big deal, theyre on your side.

Ah, the age old question of what to wear when participating in a church basketball game. During my lengthy career as a city league baller, I have always been known to freeball. WHAT!? Crazy right? Wrong. Well, maybe its a little nuts.

Anyways, The purpose of freeballing while beeballing is to prevent fouls against you. Once you get knocked down to the ground on a foul and the opposing team gets a FULL view, they will think twice about fouling you.

As for the Solid/Flaming gold boxers. Buy them. Theyll be warm ups for the team. But remember to take them off before the game starts. Good Luck fellas.

Switzerland does not reuse letters. Batswana does. 3 A’s? BULLSHIT! Switzerland giving a little love to the Z and the W, two letters that usually dont get much country name PT. gotta respect that. And i do. Batswana is not awesome. No, its not “the shit”.

Anyone who watched the fight would win. It would be that entertaining.

Is this like one of those inside jokes taht i dont even get anymore. You know, like, Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? like that type of thing. Or like DAMMIT MAN! out of my original 18 grapefruit i am down to only 7. I lost 11 grapefruit. Bummer.

I dont even know anymore man. I feel like such a old timer. Im 15.

Unfortunately, Yes. I was alerted to the fact two days ago, and have been searching for the appropriate time to disclose the full story. I regret to inform any cans fans that Madison has been away due to his excesive porking of the fat chicks. If you thought he was not updating because he didn’t feel like it, that is a falsity. I have locked madison out of cans until he can get this fetish under control and return to a normal lifestyle.

I have no timeframe for Madman’s return, but I am in no way upset with him, however I am very concered about his mental state. The entire cans family wishes Madison a speedy and full recovery.

With love,
Lowell Wood and the rest of the Cans Crew

Since this is from one of the “HOT CHICKS WHO KICK ASS” (and type in all caps) i will answer it as that question was answered.

Dear Awesome Girl!!!,

24 is one of the greatest television shows in the last 2,005 years (there was a kick-ass 4 day mini-series documentary on Jesus’ birth then and that pretty much has to take the cake). 24 is excelent because it has the 5 things that every good tv show has.
1) Hot chicks… chloe
2) Comedy… chloe
3) Action… chloe
4) Good Acting.. chloe
and 5) Akward Situations… Edgar… JUST MESSING! CHLOE!
(you know what i’m talking about all you 24 faithfulls)

Anyways, i think i have made my point, but the reason it may not have done anything for you is because you may not infact be an awesome girl!!! Sorry, but i think that is the truth.

WRONG

Clever, very clever. You thought that you poke fun at us just because you thought we named the little deal that we run here after something that you drink soda out of. You were wrong. CANS is an anacronism, or anagram, or acryonm, or antenim, or something like that. Whatever, CANS is a word that stands for several words. Currently who knows what it stands for, but it started as Crazy-A-thon Neighborhood Style, and at one time it was Crazy Ass Neighborhood Stunts. Right now im just gonna guess and say that it is…. Canarchy Almost Never comeS out.

Thanks Edwin.

I’m not joey.. :(